And she is my alter ego. My AKA. My other personality. What you are about to read is strictly non fiction and is not for the faint of heart, the closed of mind or indeed the squeamish. Did you pass the test? If so, carry on. If not please enter ‘pink fluffy bunnies’ into your search bar, and you may well be more in your league. Formalities over, I’d like to start. My experiences are set over the course of a five year period, and in no particular order they are divided into a series of shorter stories, for your reading pleasure.